hey all. i put the blogger widget on my work desktop last week in the hopes that it would inspire me to write more. ha. the precipitating event was my fears that i was slowly (no, wait, rapidly) turning into a yuppie. i realized these fears on friday morning. i woke up early and went to the gym, since i'm paying for the gym membership through the nose. it was strange. i tried to put a little food in my system beforehand, and made the mistake of going for a kashi bar, which made me feel sick through my entire workout. as i left the gym, showered and ready for work, i realized i was hungry again, but i didn't have any cereal or anything; it was then that i saw the jamba juice. i ordered a wee one with extra vitamins and what-not... it was then, as teh lady behind the counter was handing my my styrofoam cup that it hit me. i had just gone to the gym and was getting a smoothie before going to work. i also had a thermos of coffee in my bag, and i would consume both the coffee and the smoothie at my desk. in front of my imac. 

so, it's pretty much over for me. i think you have to shoot me or something along those lines.

fortunately, i descended from yuppiedom pretty fast. work was stressful on friday (not so much today); my paycheck got misplaced, i got some "constructive criticism" from my boss right after, and had to bite my tongue and say "well, maybe i'd do shit right if you paid me on time." not that i believed that argument; it was a much more infantile impulse. then, at dinner, i had a nice shouting match with my dad over the dishes. yep, it only took me some twelve-odd hours to go from yuppie to teenager. regression is sweet.

all right, well, that'll do for now. i'm trying to make this a habit, but we all know it won't last...